Smash 64: You’re toys a kid plays with in their room!
Melee: You’re collectable figures that come to life!
Brawl: You’re trapped as statues and need to be awakened to help save the world!
Smash 4: The world is saved and everyone gets invited to the friendly Smash tournament!
Smash 5: As you go about your daily routine, everything begins to go dark. Your world and everyone you hold dear in it disappears into blackness. You feel a chilling warmth at your back and slowly turn to face the fiery eldritch Smash monolith and the souls of all those it has claimed before you. You must fight them in an eternity of being slain and reborn, only to fight again. This is now your existence. Your life; if you can still call it that.
A barbarian warlord, a goblin king, a mighty necromancer, and a dark elven high priestess meet for one reason… To play Suburbs and SUVs, the hottest mundane suburban family Tabletop RPG!
“Can I roll to have a meltdown in the middle of the PTA bakesale?”
